REWIRE. RECLAIM. RISE.

Transform your relationship with chronic illness through nervous system rewiring, biohacking, and truth-telling.

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"This isn't punishment. It's power training."

About Bea

You're not broken, you're glitching the system on purpose.

I'm Bea, founder of BeaGlitched. I help people with chronic illness, pain, and burnout reclaim their energy, rewire their nervous systems, and build systems that actually work for real bodies, not perfect ones.

I started this business because I know what it's like to feel broken. To be bedridden, hopeless, and lost in a body that won't cooperate.

I didn't want that to be my life.

One night, mid-flare, I heard the words:

"If you're not changing, you're choosing."

And it hit me hard. Because I hadn't chosen this… But I could choose something different.

That moment didn't fix everything, but it changed everything.

I don't teach from a pedestal. I teach from the trenches. Every tool I share is something I've lived, tested, and bled for.

My Story

I was diagnosed with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome and Rheumatoid Arthritis at six. By 15, my spine had collapsed. By 20, I'd added stage 4 Endo and POTS to the list. I've dislocated joints more times than I can count. I've screamed through flares that doctors told me were "just stress."

The medical system dismissed me. The wellness world tried to sell me detoxes and mantras.

Neither worked.

So I built my own system.

I tracked every symptom. I rewired my thoughts. I swapped sugar for bone broth, screen time for sun, panic spirals for somatic resets. I learned to move differently, eat strategically, rest deeply, and rebuild a nervous system that had been in survival mode for decades.

Now, I don't dislocate daily. My brain is clearer. My energy is consistent. And most importantly I feel at home in my body again.

This work isn't about healing perfectly.

It's about creating power inside pain.

If you've ever been told "that's just how it is" I made this for you.

My Transformation Journey

This Isn't a Wellness Brand

It's a rebellion. A reclamation.

A system built for the glitchers - the high-achieving, pain-holding, system-dismantling souls who refuse to settle for less than full-body freedom.

Pick Your Protocol

Choose the transformation path that calls to you.

Feel Like a God

A 2-Week Coaching Intensive for Glitchers Who Are Done Surviving

$4,500

This isn't a cleanse. It's not a quick reset. It's the beginning of something deeper, a system that works because it's built around you.

You've spent years managing symptoms, masking pain, and trying to "get back to normal." But what if your body isn't broken? What if it's glitching the system on purpose, asking for something smarter?

Feel Like a God is a fully individualised 2-week intensive designed to regulate your nervous system, restore your rhythms, and help you build sustainable systems that work with your body, not against it.

What You Get

1:1 Coaching

Every call is personal. We don't follow a script, we respond to your symptoms, shifts, capacity, and clarity in real time.

Fully Custom Nervous System Protocols

No templates. No fluff. Just what your body needs to downshift, recover, and recalibrate. Includes pacing tools, energy rituals, flare-day flow, movement plans, and rest rhythms.

Mindset Rewiring (NLP-Based)

Together we rewire the thought patterns that keep you in survival mode. Using proven NLP tools, we shift your state at the root, not just the surface.

Nutrition + Circadian Support

Think mineral support, flare-safe meals, and light/sleep strategies that actually work in real life. No restriction. No obsession. Just rhythm and real food.

Message Access Between Calls

You're supported every day, not just during sessions. Ask questions, get adjustments, and feel held in the process.

This Is For You If:

  • • You're navigating chronic illness, pain, fatigue, or nervous system burnout
  • • You've tried all the "right" things and still feel stuck
  • • You're smart, aware, and done being dismissed or left to figure it out alone
  • • You want a nervous system that feels stable, not on edge

What Changes

  • • You stop outsourcing your power and start partnering with your body
  • • You regulate without force or perfectionism
  • • You shift from "Why is this happening to me?" to "I know exactly how to respond"
  • • You walk away with clarity, confidence, and a plan that actually works for you

This isn't a reset. It's the start of something permanent.
Because you're not here to cope. You're here to rise. On your terms. In your rhythm. In your power.

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Free Tools & Resources

Start your glitching journey with these powerful free resources designed to help you begin reclaiming your power.

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Glitchstarter Toolkit

Regulation tools for flare days, crash weeks, and "WTF is happening" moments. Your pattern interrupt. Your reset vault.

SAMPLE PAGES

14-Day Journal Preview

Sneak peek into the comprehensive journaling system that's helped 35+ clients transform their relationship with chronic illness.

PROGRAM PREVIEW

2-Week Program Sample

Get a taste of the intensive program methodology with this exclusive preview of Bea's transformational approach.

Success Stories

Real transformations from 35+ clients who have experienced massive positive changes.

★★★★★

"Bea's program was exactly what I needed for my IBS. Her approach focused on gut health and mindset shifts that made a real difference."

- Jess, IBS
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"Bea's program made a world of difference with my Lupus. The combination of diet changes and stress management helped me manage flare-ups."

- Olivia, Lupus
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"PCOS had me feeling like a prisoner in my own body. Bea helped me see things differently. For the first time in years, I felt like I had power again."

- Em, PCOS
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"Living with Fibromyalgia, I struggled with chronic pain and fatigue for years. Bea's personalized approach and contrast therapy helped me feel more energized and in control of my pain."

- Sarah, Fibromyalgia
★★★★★

"Living with EDS means explaining pain no one can see. This program was different. Bea actually gets it. The feeling of being seen was the game changer."

- Lily, EDS
★★★★★

"Bea's program helped me reduce inflammation and improve mobility. The daily support was incredibly empowering."

- Jason, Arthritis
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"I had IBS and chronic pain throughout my body. Within days, Bea's program reduced my stomach pain and headaches. I learned skills for stress and built a better relationship with food."

- Isabella, IBS/ADHD
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"After years of doctors dismissing my symptoms, Bea's program gave me tools that actually work. I finally have energy to live my life again."

- Rachel, Chronic Fatigue
★★★★★

"Bea's approach to nervous system regulation changed everything. I went from constant flares to feeling stable and in control of my body."

- Taylor, Autoimmune

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